Seven Stages of Avocados

I just had to add this because it amuses me. I swear it also applies to pears! Anyone who knows me will know that I call Avocados "Avo-piggin-cados".

I remember the 7 day detox. I ended up doing the first 5 days minus the avocados and spent those 5 days cursing them. It was almost as if every morning if I said to them "Ripen for Pete's sake!" that they would. Can I now add that Avo-piggin-cados are deaf also. ;-)